Hacked

We got hacked and the forums got deleted. We have a backup of the database from a few months ago, and we hope not too much will be lost.

Yes, we're working on getting it back up.

Don't complain, we're not happy about it either.

And don't tell us to hurry up.

Other than that, the forcast is sunny for the rest of the week.



49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg thats so depresssing.........and its been the same thing for ages.........

4/18/2006 6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn hackers. Damn them all!

4/18/2006 7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn samurais as well; this one should commit sepuku.

4/18/2006 7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those damn Yankees, why can't we beat 'em? just thought i'd join in the damning.

4/18/2006 8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ninjas > samurai

4/18/2006 9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the bright side...
i have a 2 week, one day old baby brother.
of whom you are all jealous.

4/19/2006 6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, theres that....

(haha garden state....whoever gets the joke wins)

4/19/2006 6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who finds this vaguely erotic?
.....
Forget I said that. I just spent the last week in Europe, where everything is erotic on some level. It is very disturbing on an unconscious level.





I also would like th right to arm bears

4/19/2006 8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?

4/19/2006 10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am an artist, and the form my art takes is screwing with people's minds.

A poem for all of you:
"Don't call it 'cuddling yourself'
If masturbation was meant to be cute,
Bunnies would do it in the forest
and they would ejaculate rainbows"


think about that
I spent time thinking of that
You may want to huddle up into the fetal position for a while.

4/20/2006 4:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...like me on second base,
wow, pe is awesome

4/20/2006 6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bunch of people got to second base with a sheep's heart today.

*shudders*

4/20/2006 6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spanky = somethingpositive.net

4/20/2006 8:34 PM  
Blogger C. Faber Demarius said...

Home run.

...Just kidding guys.

4/20/2006 9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

home run with a sheep's heart?

now that's a kodak moment...

4/22/2006 1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is so sick guys, good God. And what's gross is that I'm sure it's been done before. Probably by someone who's with a good mix of animal abuse and beastiality.

4/22/2006 2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ew. Can we please just change the subject?

4/22/2006 6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we've gone from being hacked, to samurais, to alison's baby brother, to masterbation (that was an odd jump) to going all the way with a sheep's heart.

4/22/2006 7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, there you go.

seriously, damn those yankees! they think they're the shit.

but i'm secretly rooting for the BANANAS.

4/22/2006 10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, you caught the poem origin, but the mention of bananas has awakened my dark, monkey GOD!!!

Fear his ook!
Worship the monkey, for he will preserve us from Daleks, and deliver us from the dark city of ignorance into the jungle of light.

4/23/2006 7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ook? omg that is the greatest poem ever written, besides the fire monkeys one.

encore fire monkeys!!!

4/23/2006 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

firstly, spanky = god and that poem is amazingness squared

secondly, stop complaining about the yankees. they are my team, they have always been my team, and they will always be better than you.

4/23/2006 1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excuse me? the bananas are totally going to kick arse this season....

FIRE MONKEYS

4/23/2006 5:01 PM  
Blogger C. Faber Demarius said...

What the hell has happened to this site?

Please no one answer that question. Please.

4/23/2006 5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reading this was like drinking a pint of gasoline, then throwing it up into a lit fire-place- thus scorching my esophagus, stomach, and intestinal tract. Just cause you have something to say doesn't mean that others want to have your dhierrea in their ear.

4/23/2006 5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen.

4/23/2006 7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why dont you re-read your comment, take you own fucking advice, then shove your thesaurus up your ass and cry in a corner

4/23/2006 10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRE MONKEYS!!!
My god, why don't you take your grandma's linens and shove them up YOUR ass? Because this site is fucking awesome and the crap in it IS PRICELESS CRAP THAT YOU CAN SELL ON EBAY FOR A HOUSE.

4/24/2006 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well why dont you take YOUR grandmas linens and shove them up YOUR ass?

4/24/2006 6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I clicked the forums button and it looks like it's about back to normal, is everything back and ready

4/24/2006 6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

4/24/2006 8:14 PM  
Blogger C. Faber Demarius said...

Nope, not up yet. We'll have a post to tell you when they're back up.

4/24/2006 8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

4/24/2006 8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I promise, one or two vowels is enough.

And try to keep the random insulting parties to a minimum. Fighting = bad, even over the internet. If you need to vent, go punch your pillow or take a bubble bath.

And thank you Nick (and Adam?) for all the time you have put into making the forums, and trying to repair them.

P.S. If you haven't done anything to fix them yet, get around to it or my thank you will be all for nothing.

4/24/2006 9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very good advice, I've been reading this comment board in horror...

4/24/2006 9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haxxorz.

4/25/2006 5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Swahili Click Language?

I've always wanted to learn that!

4/25/2006 6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're funny. really.

4/25/2006 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, you guys need to stop getting hacked. I really dont see any reason for anyone to hack this forum anyways. "I'm going to hack a vital database of mostly unhilarious BLOG STUFF! WOO!"

4/25/2006 9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3752

4/25/2006 10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never understood how hackers hack anyways.

4/26/2006 9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or why.

4/26/2006 4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, if you don't feel like giving info over the internet, that's cool, but I'm quite tired of playing the guessing game as to which anonymous said what. You could always sign your posts with a nickname that has nothing to do with your actual name. Or a serial number. I don't care, just something to distinguish.

Unless you are completely set on blending in with the crowd, which is cool too...

4/26/2006 4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fine. From now on I am DramaLLAMA. Suit yourself.

4/26/2006 7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

assimilation is the name of the game.

4/26/2006 7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, from now on i'll let you know.
-emily

4/27/2006 4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, i have an idea, all of the anonymous little shits that think theyre funny and smear all of their "comic" shit all over this once-awesome site have to do it under their own name, not anonymously, so that they can face the consequences of their retard.

just a though

5/01/2006 11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow spanky person your peom is very good. very creative. it really makes you think. good nice. btw im a newer anonamous this is my like, 1st commment and yes i spelled anamouse wrong. And yes. i just did again...hmm what's everyone's opinion on macaroni and cheese?

6/05/2006 7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just a thought*

but thanks for your input... i love having my name smeared and having to face my own sad attempts at comedy.

wanna join?

6/07/2006 4:48 PM  

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