A List of Very Sad Things

• A dozen crying puppies of varying sizes.
• An octopus that was about to sign his record deal and turn his life around but ran out of ink.
• An illiterate thirty-year-old with a very good book and no one to read to him.
• A baby panda with one leg and a mother who drinks too much.
• A left handed person who's never in their right mind.
• A cute, small doggy barking at a big doggy and getting eaten.
• A bear that accidently hibernates through the summer.
• An adult who's crying because he broke his favorite toy.
  
• Emo music.