The Obligitory One-Week Update

So, everyone got their yearbooks today. And that means yearbook-signing madness. Some odd ones:

"I eat pygmies. Mreh." --Evan Rappel
"omg u r elite haxx0r!!!!!11one" --Tony Baker
"I love you. --Sandra (P.S.: I'm in the girls' bathroom... NAKED)" --Michael Stampler

What were the best of your yearbook?