Quote(s) of the Day

Me: So there were two kids on each side of me, and they were both going "ehhhhhhhhhh" for about 20 minutes.
Alistair: That's terrible.
Me: Yeah, it was like I was in a sandwich except the bread was made out of idiot.

I know it's lame to quote yourself, so shh. Moving on.

Evan: So all these old people came streaming out of these building like guppies, except for they were old people.