Bonfire of the Vanities

Today, I believe it's fair to say that the citizens of the United States have emerged victorious. Someone hacked Paris Hilton's cellphone, stole her address book, and posted it on the Internet. Ms. Hilton has had rather bad luck with computer security; her sex tape, now everyone she knows. So all across America, people have the chance to ask exactly what they wanted to ask. So tell us, what do you want to ask celebrities? It could be any famous person you want. The funniest will be posted.

Either post your submissions on the forums, or email your favorite God at nick@twistedsatire.com, adam@twistedsatire.com, or alison@twistedsatire.com, respectively.