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twisted by Anonymous
Sunday, January 09, 2005 |
First story on the main site. yayuhhhhhh. So here is how it goes:
Once upon a time, there was a legendary myth about a tall-tale of the story of a mythical human being. this human was named frankHurst. frankHurst was a very tall and slender man, with small hands and small feet. He was walking along the crappy city streets of south central, when a house next to him exploded. He ran inside to save the people who lived there. He pulled the one survivor out of the fire. the man was 3'4'' tall. he was very harry, and liked to wear green and clovers. The man awoke in shock and asked frankHurst what happened. frankHurst told him how his house exploded, and how all 8000 chickens in the basement did not live. the small man was very sad, and said, "I didnt realize a meth lab would be such a hazard. thank you for saving my life. here is a map to my pot of gold at the end of "the" rainbow". lets take a minute out of the story to talk about why its "the" rainbow. this was no average rainbow, it could only be seen by people with special talents, or people who were really, really high. except those who were high often saw other things to. things that arent real, so they dismiss that they saw "the" rainbow. things like "monsters" and "weird colors" and "people donating to charity." the small man flicked his finger, and a giant rainbow appeared. it was "the" rainbow. it was wonderful. not a crappy one, like the ones you can find in lucky charms, part of this complete breakfast. frankHurst got up on top of the rainbow, and started walking. the small man waved at him until he disappeared into the horizon. frankHurst walked for another five minutes, when he noticed something large, and purple and sparkly(not a hooker, and not a gay man with a jet pack) it flew closer, and it was a giant ugly horribly disfigured skeleton. and it suffered from malnutrition, you could tell because it was bloated. this would be the time to discuss how a skeleton can be bloated, but im lazy. so lazy that i will end the story right now. the skeleton pushed frankHurst off "the"rainbow and died. then the skeleton flew down and picked him up then dropped him again. several times. then the skeleton went to the small man and collected payment. the small man stood up tall, and said, "third one today...."you can have my pot of gold! i wont send someone to kill you! i swear! Bitches."
Once upon a time, there was a legendary myth about a tall-tale of the story of a mythical human being. this human was named frankHurst. frankHurst was a very tall and slender man, with small hands and small feet. He was walking along the crappy city streets of south central, when a house next to him exploded. He ran inside to save the people who lived there. He pulled the one survivor out of the fire. the man was 3'4'' tall. he was very harry, and liked to wear green and clovers. The man awoke in shock and asked frankHurst what happened. frankHurst told him how his house exploded, and how all 8000 chickens in the basement did not live. the small man was very sad, and said, "I didnt realize a meth lab would be such a hazard. thank you for saving my life. here is a map to my pot of gold at the end of "the" rainbow". lets take a minute out of the story to talk about why its "the" rainbow. this was no average rainbow, it could only be seen by people with special talents, or people who were really, really high. except those who were high often saw other things to. things that arent real, so they dismiss that they saw "the" rainbow. things like "monsters" and "weird colors" and "people donating to charity." the small man flicked his finger, and a giant rainbow appeared. it was "the" rainbow. it was wonderful. not a crappy one, like the ones you can find in lucky charms, part of this complete breakfast. frankHurst got up on top of the rainbow, and started walking. the small man waved at him until he disappeared into the horizon. frankHurst walked for another five minutes, when he noticed something large, and purple and sparkly(not a hooker, and not a gay man with a jet pack) it flew closer, and it was a giant ugly horribly disfigured skeleton. and it suffered from malnutrition, you could tell because it was bloated. this would be the time to discuss how a skeleton can be bloated, but im lazy. so lazy that i will end the story right now. the skeleton pushed frankHurst off "the"rainbow and died. then the skeleton flew down and picked him up then dropped him again. several times. then the skeleton went to the small man and collected payment. the small man stood up tall, and said, "third one today...."you can have my pot of gold! i wont send someone to kill you! i swear! Bitches."
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