QOTD

So Michael was in a scene in the improv club with this girl. Michael, as space work, begins to dig. A piano is playing in the other room, off in the background. The girl enters the scene, and says, "Dig! Keep digging!" Michael: "OK, I'll dig."

A few seconds go by as Michael "digs," then the girl SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS,
"DEEPER! DEEPER! I WANT IT! DEEPER!"

The piano stops playing. Dead. Silence. Then everyone begins to laugh, and the world resumed.