A Note from Tony

Dear Friends, Gods, and fellow Minions,

This is probably the saddest post I will ever have to make as a minion. As many of you have heard already heard, I have been removed from my post as a "satirical minion." To tell you the truth, I was a little shocked when I heard this, because I was in a comfortable second place behind *cough* somebody else *cough* in the minion poll in the forums. However, this was all explained in an e-mail Nick sent to me, and I won't lie, I still think it's a tad unfair. But hey: c'est la vie.

A person who shall remain anonymous told me that the Gods and fellow minions thought I was "funny in real life, but not on the internet." If this is the case, I'm sorry I guess. Apparently, I also didn't post on the main site enough, which I can sort of understand, but then again, did anybody besides Adam and Nick post a whole lot more than I did? Oh, well.

I still plan to stay close to the community, although I'll probably be a little bitter for a while. If an opportunity to reclaim my former position arises, I will surely take it. So goodbye for now.


Have fun, keep the laughs coming, and all that jazz.

Sincerely, Tony Baker: Retired Ex-Minion.

Thank you Tony, for a gracious and mature letter.