Nick and Alison's Fun Happy Time

No, Fun Happy Time is not a euphamism for anything. Every so often, Alison or I have a few really good ideas. Then we brainstorm about them and write them all down.

Top Reasons...

To go to a Hillary Duff movie

• To see if marijuana really can make any experience enjoyable
• Because it's the last place the cops would look

To go to a Lindsay Lohan Party

• Free sex

To go to an Ashlee Simpson concert

• To finally figure out why she married Nick Lachey. WAIT, that's Jessica. I blame Ashlee Simpson's band.

If _____ was an olympic sport, _______ would win the gold metal.

• If always being there to pick up the soap when America drops it were an Olympic sport, England would win the gold metal.
• If being a big pimp were an Olympic sport, Tony Blair would win the gold metal.