I Will Magic You

Since no one burns people who they think are witches anymore (well, most of the time), some people think that means they can go off and do whatever they want. Some people think that includes performing magic. These dissafected "witches" and "wizards." Be sure not to run into one on the street, or they might cast a spell on you. To help you along your way, here are a few ways to spot these people.

• Consistantly bad spelling (i.e. "magick," "vampyre," "magickian")
• Very dark clothing, and very white face painting
• A wand

Sadly, I'm not making this up. In fact, there's a whole forum full of these people. They call their site OccultForums.com. I decided I'd pop in and look around a bit, to see what it's all about. Well, I found what it's all about.

This person might spend a bit too much time on his computer.

I believe I need some "LBRP."

Oh, so there are different kinds of devil worshipers.

I'm sad now. I thought I was the best at worshiping satan!

Well that's about all for today. I'm eager to look deeper in to this strange and, um... strange world. Not so eager that I would meet one of these people in person, of course. Actually, no I am not eager to look deeper into this world. But I hope to find more strange forums to post here in the future. In the meantime, enjoy the people who think worshiping the devil will give them magic(k)al powers.