Complaints and Quotes of the Day

Well, no one's allowed to access TS anymore from school, thanks to Adam, Nick, and "Delicious Penis." Good job guys. Anyhoo, I have a couple quotes of the day, one of which I will give to myself:

During football practice:

Head Coach: "We just stopped you, boy! What you gonna do about it?"

Me: Don't say "boy" in front of me, coach. I'm 1% black.

Evan, during Human Development 9th period

Mr. Cleland: Well, there are only 3 cigarettes left in this pack...(he decided to light a bong outside, don't ask why)

Evan: Did you smoke the other 17?

Actually, there was something Evan said that was much funnier, but I can't seem to remember what it was. Oh well. Post if you remember, Evan.