Alison's Fun Contest

Hey all, Alison started a little thing on the forums that I think you'll enjoy. Here it is:

THE CONTEST: I am going to write 10 *fun* categories with 4 outlandish answers to each question in the category... if it sounds confusing, you'll understand it later. You will pick which answer you think that 15 random people will choose most often. The person to get the most right, wins!

THE PRIZE: 10 DOLLARS AND A COOKIE! Guests are welcome to enter too, just leave your name at the bottom of your guess(es).

1) Biggest Pimp
a- George W. Bush
b- John Kerry
c- Tony Blair
d- Pope John Paul II

2) Most Wholesome
a- Britney Spears
b- Tara Reid
c- Nicole Ritchie
d- Lindsay Lohan

3) Best Word/Catch Phrase
a- Paris Hilton "That's Hot"
b- George W. Bush - "Nuke-u-ler"
c- John Kerry- "I won three purple hearts"
d- Avril Lavigne - "I swear I'm not trying to be punk..."

4) Best Pick-up Line
a- My parents are at a convention, wanna come to my place?
b- I lost my phone number, let's have sex.
c- The word penis makes me giggle.
d- When I think about you I touch myself.

5) Worst song to sing in a car with your parents
a- I TOUCH MYSELF
b- BABY GOT BACK
c- MY GOODIES
d- FUNKY COLD MEDINA

6) Worst movie to watch with your parents
a- Pamela Anderson: Doggie Style
b- Sex Toy Meets Girl
c- Lord of the G-strings: Fellowship of the Strings
d- Why Mommy Left Daddy: Meet The Milkman

7) Best excuse for missing school
a- I had a job interview. Johnny's Brothel, here I come!
b- I had to bail my dad out of jail
c- My neighbors were having sex last night and I couldn't sleep.
d- I was having sex with my neighbor and couldn't sleep.

Best Presidential Duo in '08
a- Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant
b- Eminem and Alanis Morrisette
c- Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson
d- Jon Stewart and Conan O'Brien

9) Worst Job Ever
a- Janitor
b- Garbage Man
c- Starr Jones' Personal Assisstant
d- Starr Jones' Husband

10) Best New Idea for a Reality Show
a- The Search for the Next William Hung
b- Polar Opposites (Pilot: What happens when you put a midget and a giant in a house together for 24 hours? Only time will tell!)
c- Search for the World's Favorite Homosexual!
d- Cheating: Uncut (Pilot: What happens when a woman thinks she's cheating on her husband, but find out she's cheating WITH her husband?)

NOW, DON'T PICK YOUR FAVORITE. PICK WHICH ONE YOU THINK THAT 15 RANDOM PEOPLE WILL CHOOSE. LEAVE YOUR ANSWERS. REMEMBER, THERE'S 10 DOLLARS AND A COOKIE AT STAKE!

You can enter the contest here!