9000 Ladybugs

There are 9000 ladybugs for sale on Amazon. Here's the link:LADYBUGS!

Some sample comments of this product:

"Sometimes I take my paycheck home in one dollar bills and throw it on the
floor to roll in. This is great fun friends, I assure you, you sould try it.
Last week, on a whim, I bought 17 bags of these LadyBugs to roll in instead of
the usual cash. I was expecting a fun bonanza logroll jamboree of ladybug joy,
but what I got was a rash, and a mess."

"Gawd, they tasted horrible! Well, until I dipped them in hot butter and
ate it like popcorn. Yumm.... Thank you Amazon.com for caring about us 'Nature
People!'"

"I was very dissatisfied with this purchase. When it arrived, there were
only 8972 ladybugs included, not the 9000 promised! That's the last time I buy
ladybugs from Amazon!" (He counted?)