WOW A HUGE POST!

I didn't actually have any satire today, so I thought I'd just copy and paste a short movie script I wrote a while ago. Sorry about the weird formatting, it copy and pasted wrong. If you'd like to see it formatted correctly, either ask me for a copy or just imagine dialogue as being centered.

EDIT: Due to the enormity of this post, it gets its own TS page. That way, it doesn't take up endless amounts of space on the blog homepage. Get it here. - Adam