Who Is a Satirical Minion?

Spencer is a Satirical Minion here at TS. He is rarely seen, and only comes out once a week to tell a joke. Who is this strange creature? It's time for us to come out of the closet with Spencer, and those like him.

What is a Spencer Friedman?

The Spencer Friedman is actually part of a larger speices, called the Satirical Minion. The Satirical Minion is a rare species. It is known to dwell in dark environments, where it almost never sees the sun. You can recognize one by the way it glows under an ultraviolet light. We found our minion at the bottom of a dumpster, chewing on plastic. We got him up and locked him in a compartment under the floorboards. Once a week, we take him out and tell him to write a joke of the week. If it's not funny, we get out the whip.

How can I spot a Minion?

There a few tell-tale signs to spot a Satirical Minion. Here are some of them:

Minions tend to say in packs.

When threatened, a minion will attempt to scare away those imposing on its territory.

Here we can see a minion trying to rid the area of females.

Above we can see various minions attempting to attract potential mates.

Minions will blend into their environment with camouflage, and strange facial expressions.

Above, a minion mistakes a mannequin for a potential mate.

Minions are huge Beastie Boy fans.

We love you, Spencer. All of us.

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:

"I am the Buddha, and I am round."

--Adam Rothman