We Are Bahk

As you probably realized from Adam's post, we are back from the Pali Mountain trip. I won't be quite as generous as him; I'd give the retreat a generous 3. I hated how all of the neo-nazi counselors were like, "Yeah, we work at Pali Mountain, and you're 8th grade students, so you get to be our b*****s for the next 3 days. Yay! Have fun!" That's not all, they were crazy as well. To give you an idea of what I'm talking about, consider the following scene that took place: One of the counselors, who had a speech impediment and acted like a 5 year-old (okay, he was nice, I'll give him that) was giving CPR to an IMAGINARY ladybug and playing catch with it while we were lined up with lunch. Weird, to say the least. Also, during the overnight campout, this dude (another of the neo-nazis) was playing his bongo drums till like 1 in the morning, which really pissed me off. I will say, however, that archery was the forte of the whole experience. Paul (the semi-retarted guy) asked us beforehand who we thought was the better archeror, Legolas (elf dude from Lord of the Rings) or Robin Hood. Common, Robin Hood just ambushes these rich pussies and hides out in the woods. Legolas kills big ass elephants, while standing at the top of the hill going "Come get me you Orc bastards" and killing hosts of Orcs. Not even a close call in my opinion (ok, maybe I made some stuff up to embellish his coolness, but he's still amazing). Yeah, everything Adam said about the coldness and windiness was true. How did Joshua Tree go?