TWISTED SATIRE SWAG!

Yee haw, the Twisted Satire store is up! Now you can't get tons of cool TS swag, such as...

T-Shirts!
Journals!
Bumper Stickers!
Hooded Sweatshirts!
Caps!
AND MORE!

OH MY GAWSH, the excitement is simply killing me. So check it out before I die of the excitement! (By the way, Adam and I will be adding snappy new stuff soon!)

TS STORE!!!

That was a lot of exclamation marks.