Touched by a Nazi

Because of a complete lack of any material, here's a story.

You see, at my old school, we had a mentor system where 6th graders would pair up with preschoolers. We were in the playground, where the 6th graders and preschoolers had a game: we put one 6th grader in the middle and had all the preschoolers jump on top and beat him up. My buddy and I were elsewhere, but unfortunetly, our buddy saw the action and yelled, "HEIL" and then bit me on the ear Mike Tyson style. Luckily, he left the school after his sister said, "All jews will burn forever in the depths of hell." The punchline of that last part is that she was in 1st grade.

Editted four speling and grammer.