State Signs

When you drive into a state, you'll usually notice a a sign that says, "Welcome the state," followed by a witty line. This is great, but what do states put?

Welcome to Montana. No one lives here.

Welcome to Vermont, the whitest state in the country.

Welcome to Nevada. I promise not to tell your wife.

Welcome to Michigan, Part I. The other part is across the lake. That's
where it's happening.

Welcome to Hawaii. How did you drive here?

Welcome to Minnesota. Stop making fun of our accents.

Oh, I'm sure countries have this sign phenomenon, as well.

Welcome to Amsterdam. We know why you're really here, and we don't
think it's the view.

Welcome to France, unless you're American.

Welcome to Columbia! Drive through for drugs.