Random Statement Time

I'd like to enstate a new weekly feature at TS. Random Statement Time. What we do is make 10 statements of whatever's on our mind at the time.

1. The alto sax doesn't really look like a saxaphone.
2. An oboe doesn't really look like a saxaphone, either.
3. Oboe sounds like elbow, but when you blow an oboe, it sounds different from when you blow an elbow, and that's how you can tell them apart.
4. Joan Rivers said something funny.
5. Because of that, I figure by the time I get to hell, it will be sufficiantly frozen over.
6. It would be nice if whiskey cured AIDS.
7. You can find out who's sensitive by making a rude statement about God.
8. When it rains, God wants to have a wet t-shirt contest.
9. They never pronounce the letter "n" in French, so why do they even have it as a letter?
10. Marco Polo found China by shouting his first name, and then waiting for someone to reply by shouting his last name.

Quote of the Day:

"I'm parked illegally. Well I'm not really parked illegally, I'm just parked in the red."