Nick's Krazy Kaptions!

For those of you who don't know, the Twisted Caption Contest is still going in the forums. I'd like to see more action there, so to get you guys enthused, I thought I'd grace you all with a few sample captions.

"HELLO, YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PARTY IN MY PANTS. HAHAHAH!"

While trying to make themselves famous, Tom and Lindsey got the idea to put their handprints on their own floor. Tragically, they missed.

"These glasses let me see through time! Right now I can see the early 70s."

This man was mistaken for the devil by a confused satan worshiper.

This is the confused satan worshipper.

"I'll be back at 8, mom! This nice man Steve promised me lots and lots of candy!"

I am not going to give this picture a witty comment, because there is no reason this picture should exist. Thank you.

Look, I found Donald Trump's hairpeice!

No, Goths do not "grow out of it."

This man has never talked to a woman before.

"Dear Weekly World News,

I was recently impregnated by aliens. The aliens were about 2 and a half inches tall, and had "Budweiser" written on their stomachs."

You might as well blow up the condoms, because it's not like you're going to be using them.

Mr. Winterson repremands his students after playing checkers on his tie.

Observe the mating call of the Nerdious Suburbious.

Camaflouge doesn't work on yellow daisies.

"If I sit here, I can pretend it's raining men."

Despite the dog tag, I believe it's safe to assume he was never in the armed forces.

"YUM, BABY!"

Welcome to Louisiana. We have our own favorite pasttime.