New Joke of the Week

Ok, I have a series of jokes that I think could trump all of Spencer's jokes combined. Really. So I feel it is my solemn duty to take over as the JOTW guy for this week. So without further ado, I bring to you (drumroll) PREGNANCY Q & A!


PREGNANCY Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is probably enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you can change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When your kids are in college.