Captions Contest Results!

Well, Friday has come and gone, and the Twisted Captions contest has, sadly, ended. But not so sadly, it's time to announce the winners!



I'm Marilyn Manson's prom date, is he home? --Alison Thompson


I'm the mix of my two obsessions: Bulls and Bambi --Alison Thompson


Morons for the 2nd amendment! -Tony Baker


And so begins our first "Virgins Forever" meeting. --Again, Alison Thompson


Fondling yourself UNDER the covers works best... nobody notices. --Alison Thompson is really in to captions.


You like that? Come to my locker after school and we'll really have some fun... I have the keys to the AV room... --Are you starting to see a pattern?


please excuse me while i take a dump on your food. --The incredibly immature Evan "Poopy Jokes Make Me Giggle" Rappel


My last relationship ended badly. That's okay though, I'm molesting her cat as we speak. She'll be sorry. --again... DAMN YOU ALISON THOMPSON

And the winner of the much-wanted Twisted Satire Free Cookie is...

...

ALISON THOMPSON!

Congratulations, Alison. You have a cookie coming your way.