Adventures in Santa Monica

What happens when you let me and Adam out on the city of Santa Monica? Pure fun. Now that's a great TV pitch.

Alright, so Adam and I were doing the JDRF Walk (I say JDRF instead of Juvinille Diabedes Research fund walk because I'm a very busy man), and we finished around 1 and a half ours early. Hmm, one and a half hours to kill... short walk from the peir... short walk from the ocean... short walk from the mall... short walk from the homeless people... which way? Homeless people.

Yes, so after wandering around for a while, shouting "MY THPOON IS TOO BIG," we decided nothing exciting was happening. So we walked into Shudders, sat down, and thought. That wasn't very exciting.

Luckily for us, there was an ultramodern apartment building right next door. Alas, the door was locked. Just as we were about to walk away in defeat, a woman walked out the door, so we ran back and caught the door before it closed. We entered.

Ahahah... So inside, there was a modern sculpture of a naked woman, among other modern furniture. It was scarily quiet... so we got up, Adam groped the statue, then we left. I wanted to go the pier, but Adam didn't.

Alas...

Hey Adam, I have an idea. Let's make like Dave Attel does on Insomniac, except we'll both do it... in the daytime. Yes. Yes indeed.

--Nick